Teacher : Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student :  shaadi..! ! ! ! ! !
Teacher:  nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge ?....
Student : dulha. ! ! ! ! !
Teacher : oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge ?
Student : dulhan
Teacher : IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy pap k liye kya karoge ?
Student - bahu laaunga
Teacher : stupid tumhare pap tumse kya chahte hai ?
Student : pota
Teacher : he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai ?
Student : hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho....! ! ! ! !